Satire is often difficult. The following piece is taken from the Egyptian Daily News, but would not be out of place on satirical website Koshary:
By Ethar El-Katatny /Special to Daily News Egypt
March 5, 2011, 1:34 am
HELWAN, Egypt: Inside the gated compound of Katameya Heights, where ex- Prime Minister Ahmed Shafiq lives, around 1,000 people gathered to express their gratitude and support for him.
Chanting “We love you Shafiq” and “Shafiq for president,” the supporters, also residents of the upscale Katameya Heights and nearby compounds, were vehement in their assertion that the protesters in Tahrir do not represent them.
“There are lots of us here who didn’t even want Shafiq for prime minister,” says Aghraid Amin, a marketing manager at NGO Misr El-Kheir. “But they came because they are incensed that the opinion of those in Tahrir is forced upon all of us. We don’t want a dictatorship from Tahrir. Where is the democracy?”
A microphone went around and Shafiq listened to supporters expressing their opinion for over an hour, asking him for everything from starting a political party to running for president.
“The people in Tahrir are louder than us,” screamed one protestor, holding up a sign saying ‘Egypt is not just Tahrir.’ “But they don’t represent us all,” she said.
Dressed in a woolen vest, Shafiq handed her an apple juice from those being handed out: “I thank you for coming and for lifting my head up high,” he said, as he accepted flowers from supporters.
In response to those who asked him to start collecting signatures to form a political party, Shafiq refused to elaborate.
“There is no way I will be using this day to benefit politically. It’s not about Tahrir or not Tahrir. Egypt is one. What the majority wants should happen. I have relatives in Tahrir. Egypt now is about freedom of speech.”
After an hour of listening to people’s demands, Shafiq headed home.
Standing next to a parked car, Sayed Abdel-ba’y, a 42-year-old driver, told Daily News Egypt: “The people here are the elite of Egypt. But even so, I’m with them now. I was in Tahrir, but over the past 10 days I stopped supporting the demands. Shafiq is a good person and we should have given him a chance.”
For those not really familiar with Egypt: Kattameya Heights is a very select compound on the outskirts of Cairo, where the last prime minister appointed by former president Hosni Moubarak, general Ahmed Shafiq, lives. I think Moubarak’s elder son Alaa also used to live there, but I am not certain. And that Ahmed Shafiq should be so popular in Kattameya Heights is hardly surprising: that compound is among the string of luxury communities surrounding Cairo, built during the last 10 to 15 years, and benefiting businessmen and real estate ventures standing close to Moubarak and his clan. And Ahmed Shafiq was a régime insider: air force chief of staff 1991-96 and then air force commander 1996-2002, he was minister for civil aviation from 2002 till Moubarak appointed him prime minister on January 31 this year. The infamous State security police, mainly responsible for the repression under Moubarak’s reign, clearly felt they had lost a friend when he resigned this Thursday, March 3 – they set about to put their archives on fire in various cities around Egypt – Alexandria and Cairo (Nasr city, 6th of October and Dokki), only to be partly prevented by protesters and the military (see Zeinobia’s coverage here).
This speculative bubble (see also this interesting article in Swiss Le Temps) is thus also a political bubble: invited yesterday at Seasons’ country club in the Gerana compound along Alexandria Desert Road, a friend and I joked how far that place was from the spirit of Tahrir. Maybe Koshary weren’t wrong after all:
In an admirable effort to end class segregation in Egypt, residential compounds in El Sheikh Zayed City have united their borders and declared themselves an independent nation. The name of the new country on the western outskirts of Cairo is yet to be announced, though rumours suggest the contending names are Eliteland, Etiquettestan, and the more descriptive République des Villas et Piscines.